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Joke of the Day

"Joke of the Day 6/13/14 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair."

"If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong."

"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"

"A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes."

"""I don't get the fuss about Ronda, I've knocked out plenty of girls"", Cosby states."

"Why did the horse get a divorce? It didn't have a stable relationship."

"The difference between snowmen and snowwomen. Snowballs."

"Out of all the lies I've ever told, ""Just kidding"" is my favourite."

"When do chickens stop laying eggs? Henopause"

"I always live in constant fear that a bicep avi is gonna steal my lady and treat her right"