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Joke of the Day

"Joke of the Day 6/13/14 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair."

"going to park my car in the middle of this intersection until someone tells me I'm pretty"

"911 what is your emergency? Me: ""My 6 year old hasn't stopped talking since he got home"" 911: ""stay calm ma.. Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING"

"A blind man finally got his vision back He was so happy he became paralysed"

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."

"Why does my computer always ask me if I'm ""sure"" about stuff? Yes, I want to delete my hard drive."

"Lettuce is like that friend you only hang out with in a group with other friends. ""Hang out? Who else is coming?Ham? Great. I'll be there."""

"Starfish would be great politicians. They do shit out of their mouths after all."

"15 reasons I really hate clickbait jokes. You won't believe what I say in number 7! It'll make your day!"

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute. The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it"