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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."
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"Two word joke Dwarf shortage"
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"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"
"Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting. He went straight for the juggler."
"I like my coffee how I like my Death Stars: Gigantic, on the Dark Side and powerful enough to destroy a planet."
"A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath. Needless to say, the pig was cured."