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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."

"What's black and blue and HATES sex? The kid in my trunk."

"How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!"

"1. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait"

"What do you call a special needs kid who is late for class? ""tardy"""

"What do I have in common with middle Eastern women? We both get stoned to death on a regular basis in public.. And nobody around seems to mind.. And some people ask for hits.."

"A Spanish magician is performing a trick. He says ""I will disappear in Uno, Dos... -"" He vanished without a tres."

"Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre."

"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only took 1 nail to hang the picture."

"Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!"