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Joke of the Day
"I always wanted to be a barber But I just couldn't cut it."
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"I love the word ""Allegedly"". You can make up anything about anyone without any reprisal... allegedly."
"I hate it when homeless people shake their change cups at me. I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."
"Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim? The Senile River"
"I love the new Upvote noise Reddit made... Thank you."
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