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Joke of the Day
"I always wanted to be a barber But I just couldn't cut it."
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"57% of serial killers were bed wetters until an unusually advanced age. Let's make fun of them! What's the worst that could hap..never mind."
"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin says ""Man, it is hot in here!"" then the second muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"what's the difference between mean and morbid? mean: five children in one dustbin morbid: one child in five dustbins"
"How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with ""A man once told me"" ."
"I saw an old couple sharing a newspaper and was like ""oh wow maybe marriage is cool"" and then the lady said ""STOP BREATHING ON ME"""
"If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay."
"The FedEx guy said I look like a sexy pirate. I'm not sure if that's considered sexual harassment or flirting."
"Jack and the beanstalk Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow? Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker"
"What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man? What's the challah cost?"