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Joke of the Day

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a SIX offender!!!"

"""Doctor, how's the patient?"" Doctor: He's critical. Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless."

"A dad is suspicious, and asks his teenager ""Son, would you pass a drug test right now?"" ""Sure, I know all about drugs - quiz me!"""

"What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with the light on."

"waiter: ""what drink would you like"" me: "" l "" waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: ""is pepsi okay"""

"The Purge... My brother said he would be able to survive ""The Purge"" if it were real. I put a few laxatives in his coffee we'll see about that..."

"Thinking about getting a nutritional value label tattooed on my inner thigh."

"My penis is referred to by the female market as... The sperm whale"

"What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu"""

"The Sea A husband says to his wife: "" -Honey, you remind me of the sea..."" "" -That's really sweet!"" "" -No, you just make me sick."""