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Joke of the Day
"I had some bad middle eastern food yesterday I just felafel afterwards."
Next Joke
"What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common? They both plat no more."
"Hey you guys! Are you all right? NO YOU'RE ALL LEFT! :D"
"A priest, a pedophile and a homosexual walk in to a bar... And that was just the first guy."
"Two Zulu's met in my shop today.. They just clicked."
"I'm thinking of organizing a marathon which will go down my sisters street..... do you think I should run it past her?"
"What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker."
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines."
"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."
"me: mom i like this person from twitter mom: TWITTER IS LIKE CRAIGSLIST YOU THINK YOURE BUYING USED BOWLING SHOES AND YOU WIND UP DEAD"