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Joke of the Day

"An Neutron Walks Into a Bar He asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""

"Why are Pirates pirates??? Because they ARRRRR"

"You're an embarrassment to the human race. What are you doing later?"

"Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?"

"My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."

"A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"

"Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: A chopped baby"

"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? Takes longer to pick up."

"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl? ...A running play - Obviously..."