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Joke of the Day
"My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."
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"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""
"Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right."
"Wife: I feel horrible; I look old, fat and completely unattractive. I really need you to pay me a compliment. Husband: Your eyesight and opinion is damn right."
"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."
"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"
"What do you call a man in a hole? Phil."
"Polar Bear Q: How do you catch a polar bear? A: You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."
"[job interview] ""So where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Getting asked this question somewhere else"
"Q: Where does an ape sleep? A: In an apricot."