108399

Joke of the Day

"My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."

"What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"How do black people tan? Holding their hands up"

"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza gets out of the oven."

"*SEXIST* If the man's bathrooms on the left, where is the woman's... Even further left because they HAVE NO RIGHTS!"

"Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator."

"How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be? Use LED based paint."

"I'm not sure Donald Trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane"

"What's the only buttons that work on a redditor's computer? Copy + paste..."

"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."