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Joke of the Day
"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
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"A stranger called me the other day and told me to meet him at the cemetery at midnight. What a fucktard. He didn't even come."
"There is a guy who lives in my town that holds the record for the most concussions by a human. He actually lives right near me, only a stone's throw away."
"My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"
"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."
"How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!"
"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"
"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"
"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"
"What do you call a mutant with the power to get women pregnant Impregneato"