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Joke of the Day
"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? Takes longer to pick up."
Next Joke
"What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common? Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready."
"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary Is the amount of time you waste browsing Reddit, loser."
"You can tell a lot about a person.. by not keeping their secrets."
"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"
"Velcro... That's a rip off"
"My penis isn't small. It's ""artisanal."""
"Anyone else getting sick of their dad constantly bragging that the Zodiac Killer was never caught?"
"My sphincter is a lumberjack. He cuts logs in half."
"What do you call a dream about soda? a fanta sea"