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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl? ...A running play - Obviously..."

"Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart"

"""WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THAT RAIN? OH GOD I WISH I HAD EYES"" - Worms"

"I like my coffee just like I like my slaves... Free"

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a gay surfer? A rooster says, ""Cock-a-doodle-doo."". A surfer says, ""Dude, a Cock will do.""."

"""Hey mom can Kyle come over?"" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!"

"Spez tells us that we should take our time to vote today, because it ""matters""... That's the fucking joke."

"A woman, two Hispanics, a black guy, and a white guy all walk into a bar... They then run for the Republican nomination for President"

"Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired... I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed..."

"I've been going through a really rough period at work this week It's my own fault for swapping my tampax for sand paper."