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Joke of the Day

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."

"I sincerely hope that when I get older my children don't put me in a home or on a stage at a political convention."

"What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg? Limp Biscuit"

"It's a good thing the Island of Lesbos is not in the United States Not sorry..."

"r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?"

"There's a special place in Hell for those women who say ""Awwww"" after everything they hear."

"Me: What are the lyrics to every 80s sitcom I've ever seen Brain: Coming right up Me: Remember to pay that bill Brain: Nope"

"I decided to get my girlfriend & her sister new jackets for Christmas That is why I bought a pair of new gloves."

"Is your refrigerator operating properly? Then you'd better go catch it... Wait.."