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Joke of the Day
"It's a good thing the Island of Lesbos is not in the United States Not sorry..."
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"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club. I see a lot of new faces today."
"Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again - me running up the stairs"
"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."
"I am going to make millions when I finally finish developing this iPhone app that tells you when the traffic light turns green."
"Love that show where they lure loan officers into a house with mending, To Patch a Creditor."
"looking for a great stand up comedy show? just watch the GOP debate"
"The Emperor's New Clothes"
"Thought I saw God in my rear-view mirror yesterday... Turns out it was just a dog."
"A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, ""What is this, some sort of joke?"""