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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said she was in such a foul mood. So I took her to KFC"
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"You know, I'm old enough to remember... When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news were highjacked jetliners flying into buildings. --Norm MacDonald"
"In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries... I gave it a 3 out of 5"
"A vaping hipster aetheist vegan crossfitter walks into a bar just kidding people like that dont exist but I imagine they do so I have someone to hate other than myself haha."
"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"
"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."
"Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS? He was in Peake condition."
"Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?"
"What did the black hole say to the pulsar? I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation"
"When everyone was giving apples to their teachers, I was the one giving cucumbers... Still to this day, Mr. Smith won't look me in the eyes."