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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend said she was in such a foul mood. So I took her to KFC"
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"Why are flowers the best test takers? They have all of the anthers."
"When a girl doesn't invite me up to her place after a date I just assume it's because she's a hoarder with 30 kitty cats."
"I'm about to see if two carrot sticks can undo the damage of three margaritas and six hot dogs."
"I told my doctor that I recently broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"""Male""-Sexual Don't worry, that doesn't mean I'm gay It just means, anything that comes in a mailbox... ...makes me want to cum in a mailbox."
"If life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic!"
"My wife says I'm way too condescending (That means I speak down to people)"
"Did you hear Seinfeld on political correctness? He really went on the offensive about it."
"I think more research needs to be done on the tube inside your body that carries Taco Bell food directly from your mouth to your butthole."