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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Seinfeld on political correctness? He really went on the offensive about it."

"*lights dim in restaurant* DATE: did it just become sexier in here? ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU"

"One hundred bacteria walk into a bar... of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor."

"Going to the gym is such a great workout. I never actually enter the building, but the walk there is nice. Sometimes I even walk back."

"I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it."

"My math text book got recalled We were told it had too many problems"

"They say that kissing makes your day ... And anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score."

"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."

"Only in Canada during a winter storm will you see kids playing road hockey."