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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic!"
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"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they spot a young boy on the other side. The priest says, ""Hey! Let's go fuck him!"" The rabbi thinks for a second and asks, ""Out of what?"""
"How do you top a car? tep on the brake, tupid!"
"I know a guy who refuses to use anything except paper money. But he says he's trying to change."
"So, I found my first gray pubic hair the other day. I was way more excited about it than the other people on the elevator."
"My friend asked me today what the name of the show is where they go fishing and catch all the crabs..I said ""Jersey Shore""...Was I wrong?"
"Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed."
"What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship? Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright..."
"Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat."