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Joke of the Day
"Why are flowers the best test takers? They have all of the anthers."
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"Sing to the tune of ""Yankee Doodle""... Helen Keller went to town, A-ridin' on a pony, Stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""Hunngunnggunufffungg"""
"[movie theater] Her: *Hands me popcorn bag* Can you put this down? Me: *grabs bag* You stupid, overpriced, salty piece of shit!"
"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"
"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"
"Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize."
"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""
"Hotel coffee is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water."
"If you're a guy who owns pantyhose, you're either a thief or sexually questionable. Either way, I don't trust you behind my back."
"I can only please one person a day, and i already pleased myself this morning.. so y'all are screwed!"