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Joke of the Day

"""Male""-Sexual Don't worry, that doesn't mean I'm gay It just means, anything that comes in a mailbox... ...makes me want to cum in a mailbox."

"I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire... ...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade."

"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"

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"If you are making love to music, use live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes."

"Just heard a weird noise from the other room, but refuse to call out ""Is anyone there?"" I've seen the movies...those people always die!"

"Why did Waldo only wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted."

"What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye? A snooker table"

"How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb? None, because chauvinists can't change anything."

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."