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Joke of the Day
"I'm really obsessed with Harry Potter. On a scale of 1-10, how obsessed do you think I am? 9 3/4"
Next Joke
"My daydream solution to organizing my house is always arson."
"When I was done filling my tank, a little bit of gas leaked out of the nozzle onto the ground. I actually felt my peener nod with empathy."
"What do you call an avid gardener? Herb"
"Congratulations to Steve Jobs for being cancer free for 1 year!"
"As a neat freak I'm only comfortable giving a girl a Clean Sanchez."
"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."
"Why did the basement want to be a high rise? It was a motivated cellar. :|"
"What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite? An autistocrat."
"I should become a proctologist After all I deal with assholes everyday!"