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Joke of the Day
"I should become a proctologist After all I deal with assholes everyday!"
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"For those who don't speak Spanish: ""Cinco de Mayo"" means ""hold the mayo."""
"How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? Broom and a Dustpan."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"
"Why did Kelly fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? ....Not Kelly."
"(whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?"
"No mushrooms, no chives. Bob Marley ordering a pizza."
"What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday? A vaccation"
"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"
"Last night I made love to my wife while camping.... It was in tents"