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Joke of the Day
"Why did the basement want to be a high rise? It was a motivated cellar. :|"
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"i wonder if... a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says ""thanks for coming"""
"Why are dogs such terrible dancers? They have two left feet."
"Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant? She was told to do an essay in school."
"People who have wheels on their office chair, how do you get any work done?"
"I couldn't see my dad anymore after his sex change. He's transparent."
"Life Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked!"
"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"
"People say Millennials are entitled... but have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?"
"Why are the Soviets Russian? Because there's no Stalin."