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Joke of the Day

"When I was done filling my tank, a little bit of gas leaked out of the nozzle onto the ground. I actually felt my peener nod with empathy."

"Why could the witch never get the enchantments right? She forgot to use Spell Check."

"I always wanted to see Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up They'd be great alloys."

"How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill? Walking. Jk Rowling."

"What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths? A running gag."

"A pencil puts on a hat and turns to another pencil and says, ""this hat looks terrible doesn't it?"" The other pencil days, ""it does, but I don't see your point."""

"How to Be a Librarian: 1. studySHHHHH 2. but iSHHHHH 3. eSHHHHHH 4.SHHHHH SHHHHH"

"a psychic midget escaped from jail Yes, we have a small medium at large"

"Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? A: Windshield vipers."

"two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon? A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship? A. Mech-a"