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"My daydream solution to organizing my house is always arson."
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"""Vini Vidi Venti"" --I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks."
"A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" The photon said, ""c."""
"Knock Knock... Who's there? I, diddup I, diddup who? You filthy bastard"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, ""It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."""
"A nerd found out about the iPhone 6S Plus. He then said, ""6s+ what? Finish the equation!"""
"I like my coffee how I like my women. STD free."
"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe..... Fur Traders"