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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."
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"I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit."
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"Old lady says to his hubby... ""My nipples are as hot today as they was 50 years ago"" Hubby replies,""Oughtta be. One's in your coffee the other's in your porridge."""
"A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, ""OK... but just don't start anything."""
"So I'm here at the wailing wall, like a moron, with my harpoon."