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Joke of the Day

"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."

"What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist? A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats."

"What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter? A gambler might lose."

"I'm a pediatrician. Oh, so you're into feet? Uh no...children. Isn't that illegal?"

"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."

"The other giraffes watched and giggled as Herbert got to button number 87 on his dress shirt before they told him he started one button off."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore? It was two tired."

"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"

"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist."