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Joke of the Day

"The other giraffes watched and giggled as Herbert got to button number 87 on his dress shirt before they told him he started one button off."

"almost called my teacher ""mom,"" but I caught myself after ""mo"" and added an ""n."" I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year."

"My favorite genre on Netflix is ""watch it again"""

"What do you call a French vacation? A retreat."

"Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in."

"I did not expect Brazil to get beaten this badly by Germany I really did Nazi it coming"

"What did Gandhi fight for? Nothing, he was against violence."

"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is."

"Girl, yo grammatical atrocities so huge, you need typosuction."

"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"