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Joke of the Day
"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""
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"Last night I had sex for an hour and 30 seconds. I love when daylight savings time ends!"
"The best DVD feature is when the audio is so quiet during dialogue I have to crank the volume then in action scenes its so loud my pets die."
"I live next door to a hacker. I wish he'd cut back on smoking."
"It's taking Arby's forever to fry my salad."
"Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend? When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job."
"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"
"Zoo Keeper:""I've lost one of my elephants"" Other Zoo Keeper:""Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"" Zoo Keeper:""Don't be silly he can't read!"""
"A rapist made a pornhub account... His porn/stage name was Ben Dover"
"Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down? Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!"