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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"
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"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small."
"A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" .... The man replies, ""Tits!"""
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 'Cause they are freaking good at it"
"Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms."
"What do you call a poorly made massive dumpling? A wanton one-ton wonton."
"""Tired"" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point."
"Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay NASCAR team? Its always in the rear of the field."
"I don't believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt & crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me."
"My girlfriend thought she caught me cheating on her... I was like, ""No baby, I ain't cheating on you, that's just my wife!"""