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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."

"How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!"

"You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?"

"Why isn't there a Price is Right porn yet? Nobody's willing to cum on down"

"Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background."

"I'm so glad those gulls found love and happiness together. After all, one good tern deserves another."

"I got enough money to retire and enjoy life without ever working again.. .. if I die within the next month."

"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit."

"What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!"