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Joke of the Day
"Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda."
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"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."
"The host of Dirty Jobs may have balls of steel... But he's got a Mike Rowe penis."
"I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck..."
"*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says ""Quick, show him your cross"" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says ""Oi, Fuck off!"""
"Your mom fell down A man tells his wife, Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 20 minutes ago. The wife yells at him, Why are you just telling me now? He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing."
"Someone told me I have no sense of humor I don't get it"
"Make the little things count Teach math to midgets"
"Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got: I'll start - What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn? Stop laughing and reload"
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses."