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Joke of the Day

"Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got: I'll start - What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn? Stop laughing and reload"

"So a man wins an argument with his wife..."

"*gives up seat on bus for an old lady* *whispers in her ear* ""This isn't over"""

"Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself."

"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"

"My girlfriend wanted me to be more flirtatious... So I said, ""I want to make you the 'U' in 'TIFU'"""

"I like my beer like I like me sex slaves..... Imported"

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on eHarmony."

"How do infomercial salesmen tell you you're fat? Butt weight! There's more!"

"Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."