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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."

"What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity? Damn, son. It's about time!"

"Skin divers How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a blue whale Four"

"I will NEVER go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, no way am I leaving the same way"

"9yo: Look what I made! Me: What? 9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars! Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make."

"I say ""Hey man, I got your back."" He thanks me until he collapses from being spineless. I give his back to an infant. ""Baby got back."" I say"

"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!"

"I dated a midget once, we were in love.. I was nuts over her."

"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"