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Joke of the Day

"Your mom fell down A man tells his wife, Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 20 minutes ago. The wife yells at him, Why are you just telling me now? He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing."

"Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them."

"Customer: Can someone else serve us? Me:? C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos. M: Satan wants their tiny souls."

"Samsung developed an infinite space hard drive. Only problem is they're still formatting it."

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dishes"" ""Dishes who?"" ""Dishes a very bad joke"" ...Credits to Sans..."

"Teachers call it ""Going to the bathroom"". We call it ""I'm bored, I'm gonna go wander around school."""

"How does the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it"

"Two old ladies, sat in a cafe eating a teacake. First one says, ""did you come on the bus?"" Second one replies, ""yeah, but I made it out to look like an epileptic fit""."

"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"

"Did you guys hear about the Italian chef who had food poisoning? He pasta way."