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Joke of the Day

"Someone told me I have no sense of humor I don't get it"

"I don't trust stairs They are always up to something."

"Out for the Count by Esau Stars"

"Yo mama's so fat... When she picked up a toddler the zoo keepers shot her."

"The speed in which a woman says ""nothing"" when asked ""what's wrong"" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's coming."

"Q: Where does the catcher sit for dinner? A: Behind the plate."

"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""

"What if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your Facebook password and you had to discover who you were based on your statuses?"

"Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... ""OMG DAD. WOW-"" ...dboard box. ""But-"" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy."

"I have a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it"