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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me I have no sense of humor I don't get it"
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"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk"
"Gonna take up smoking, just in case I have to give an anonymous tip from the shadows at some point."
"Hey, guys. Love college basketball? You should see this thing CBS is doing this weekend. Crazy!"
"Hipsters only listen to songs like Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen You've probably never heard of it."
"What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos."
"I went to get a physical and the doctor told me I need to stop masturbating... I said, ""why?"" He said, ""Because I am giving you a physical!"""
"Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick? Piece of cake"
"My colleague can no longer attend next week's seminar on innuendo... Now I have to fill her slot..."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."