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Joke of the Day

"why don't foot fetishists ever win anything? because they like the taste of defeat. i'm not even sorry."

"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"

"My girlfriend has lost all feeling from her waist down.... what an insensitive cunt."

"I invented a new sex position called ""The Donald"" You grab her by the pussy and fling her over a wall."

"Me:*looks up from phone* Okay, it was Mr. Plum in the ballroom with the wrench. Family: M: Mom: We stopped playing that game 5 hours ago."

"Wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"I like when websites ask ""HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?"" Haha paranoid much?"

"I don't get why kids hate me... ... I mean the sex isn't that bad."

"What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !"

"Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. ""Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?"" ""Yes!"" ""For the whole basketball team?"""