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Joke of the Day
"Being fat is over weighted.- Elmer Fudd"
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"My friend started jogging so he'd live longer. He got hit by a bus and died the next day."
"Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section"
"Former boy scout leader goes shopping A former boy scout leader goes shopping. He sits down and grabs his beef jerky. ""Tastes like boy scouts,"" he says."
"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken."
"I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow."
"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes."
"What is your mom's favorite animal? An armadildo"
"I once donated a pint of blood and the doctors were quite greatful. They said it contained enough alcohol to sterilize their equipment."
"Do you have something against black people?!?!!? Yes, an alarm system."