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Joke of the Day

"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"

"Why did the felon have so much energy? He was well arrested!"

"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"

"to my beautiful son i leave a wealth of valuable golden coins, sprinkled throughout super mario 3d world, redeemable for extra in-game lives"

"What did the dwarf pimp say to the two prostitutes at the beginning of the night? Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go"

"Have you checked on your shelves recently? You know, just to see how they're holding up?"

"Why can't Polack women use vibrators? They chip their teeth."

"You know how it goes, I say tomato You say what are you doing in my house?"

"I'd like to commit suicide to get rid of my indecisiveness but I don't wanna jump into conclusions."

"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."