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Joke of the Day

"How much Norris? (Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?"

"What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? Not get a job."

"Why don't Jehovah's witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't appreciate strangers coming up to their door."

"I bet hipsters love Mondays just to be ironic, but mostly because they're unemployed."

"I used to have a job; ""I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."""

"How to leave someone on the edge of their seat:"

"Dark humor? Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering..."

"Sometimes relationships don't work out because of timing, but most of the time it's because someone is an asshole."

"I've been told the best humour is self deprecating. But I'm rubbish at it."

"Women: When it comes to doggie style...men are behind you 100%"