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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!"
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"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again."
"Just got a joke after 2 weeks. Pavlov is sitting down reading a book. All of the sudden the phone rings and he says ""Fuck,I forgot to feed the dogs""."
"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dogs"
"Air & space museum. Shouldn't the air & space museum be empty?"
"The three words most hated by men during sex? ""Are you In?"" or ""Is It In?"""
"Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny."
"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""
"Dogs are like books The more you like them, the harder they are to put down. Edit: Grammar."
"If you ask me to review a restaurant, I have two answers. ""The hamburgers are good."" And, ""They don't have hamburgers."""