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Joke of the Day
"Who's the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark"
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"How do you get rid of an obese demon? You exercise it."
"[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital"
"Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released? They're snowed-en!"
"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"
"How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh? Put two fingers in his honey."
"Knock, knock. Get off my porch!"
"""I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage, when they could just wear glasses..."" -Superman"
"Rather than ever clean a window I just tell people they're frosted."