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Joke of the Day
"Movember may be over... ...but Pubecember is just getting started."
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"My love for you is like a rapist: it just doesn't stop."
"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."
"What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? Laun-dairy."
"A comma is just a period with a mullet."
"Someone asked me why I only date terminal cancer patients... They asked if I did it to show them love during their waning months, which is a nice thought. But I'm really just bad with commitment."
"Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back."
"There is one thing that can turn a guy into a perfect chick-magnet. It's when he finds himself a girlfriend."
"My cookies fell in the toilet... [NSFW] My cookies fell in the toilet. Picked them up like a boss. Proceeded to eat them. They tasted like shit."
"My mom's (one ethnicity) & my dad's (another)... So I guess you could say that makes me a (shitty, lazy comedian!)"""