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Joke of the Day

"What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? Laun-dairy."

"You wanna hear a joke? Me attempting to tell a funny joke."

"So a special type of animal that can turn into food does not cross something. What a CHICKEN!"

"A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him."

"Good Grammar is the Difference... ...between * Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and * Helping your Uncle jack off a horse"

"How was your day? -You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass? That bad? -Oh no. It's just a cool scene. My day was decent"

"What does a blowjob and a steady job have in common ? I haven't had either in five years"

"What's the difference between an elephant and a police car? On the elephant, the trunk is in the front and the asshole is in the rear. Cop here, so everyone laugh it up!"

"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""

"What does a gay women look for in a man? Lesbi-honest, they don't."