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Joke of the Day

"There is one thing that can turn a guy into a perfect chick-magnet. It's when he finds himself a girlfriend."

"What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!"

"Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)"

"What do you call a fish in a hurry? Salman Rushdie."

"What do you call a dinosaur that hates punchlines? MY LEGS! OH GOD, HE'S EATING MY LEGS! AAAAARGGHH!"

"my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl"

"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my hole weak."

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere"

"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"

"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"