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Joke of the Day

"There is one thing that can turn a guy into a perfect chick-magnet. It's when he finds himself a girlfriend."

"Kenny G walks into an elevator and says ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""

"What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer"

"How can you tell if a package is gay? It cums in the male"

"I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher"

"Get your shit together,... or you will die, Aria."

"How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail."

"A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster."

"They say one person in every group of friends is gay. I hope it's Ben, he's really cute."

"Why do ducks have big flat feet? To stamp out forest fires."