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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."
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"""I just can't control myself around you"" - Me talking to a homemade batch of cookies"
"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"
"What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"
"Why did dave go into the backseat? Because kurt called shotgun."
"Did you fall from the sky? Not because you look like an angel but because your face looks like you fell from a really high place ;)."
"We had a ninja competition tonight but we don't know if anyone showed up."
"I love the rain so fucking much It gets me wet."
"I'm scared to go to sleep tonight knowing some maniac is running around out there slightly deflating footballs."
"One thing that all us white guys from the suburbs can agree on is if a black guy has a British accent, we're 85% less scared of him."