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Joke of the Day

"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."

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"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're always penetrating your mom"
"ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure* GORILLA: [in sign language] I have a boyfriend."
"I stopped living paycheck to paycheck... ...now I live direct deposit to direct deposit."
"What do you call a weatherman's evil twin? A doppler-ganger"
"Wife: You said you'll keep me as a queen but you make me dig the farm all day. WTF is this about? Husband: Darling you are my Queen of Spades."
"Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol"
"How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb? idk, you dtf tho?"
"Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret"
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