101174

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the argument between a fire and the sun? It got really heated."

"There are 2 important rules in business. 1. Don't tell people everything you know."

"I was people would stop asking where I see myself in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision"

"I wanted to invest in Lumber Liquidators... But wood stock hasn't been viable sincs the 60s."

"Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion."

"""You have 15 seconds to convince me of why I should call you back. Good luck."" - my voicemail message"

"Epic camping trip last weekend!! It was in tents."

"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."

"What type of classical music do chickens like best? Bach."

"What do Africans say when they hear something funny? That's fucking malarious"