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Joke of the Day

"Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion."

"What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!"

"NASA's Scott Kelly is back on Earth after spending a year in space He found out how many states Trump won and left again"

"Good news: It works the other way around. I entered ""internal bleeding"" & ""unconscious"" in WebMD and it said I have a stuffy nose. Phew."

"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first replies, ""Yes, I'm positive..."""

"[on a speed date] USUALLY I PREFER COCAINE BUT WOW"

"""Miley Cyrus: 'Society Wants to Shut Me Down'"". Not down, Miley. Up."

"I used to hate the square root of -1 but then I realized I was just imagining things."

"What's the difference between eating pussy and smoking a cigarette? The taste changes the closer you get to the butt. *what do they have in common. soz about that"

"Why do lesbians shop at sport authority? Because they don't like Dick's"