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Joke of the Day
"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."
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"All the problems fade before a hangover"
"What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brown-chicken-brown-coooow [sounding like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R0aM2QHiFU)"
"I put my baby on the baby changing station in the bathroom and when I was done, it was the same baby. :-("
"'Mum there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'"
"He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them."
"TIFU by feeding my mogwai after midnight Whoops, wrong sub. By the way, if you see one, just throw it in the microwave for like 45 seconds."
"Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song."
"I'm on a diet A watermelondiet, cant eat anything bigger then a watermelon."
"A wife texts her husband on a cold winters morning... ""Windows frozen"" ...... Husband texts back, ""Pour some luke warm water over it""...... Wife replies, ""Computer completely stuffed now"""