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Joke of the Day
"I was people would stop asking where I see myself in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision"
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"Did you hear about the man that slept on corduroy pillow? No? I'm surprised, it made headlines!"
"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"
"Apple bottom jeans... Boots with the fur... That's all you packed, Jessica? This is a camping trip. This is why we don't work as a couple."
"I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer."
"Looked at my pores in a 10x magnifying mirror and immediately cancelled my plans for the month."
"retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?"
"What did the elevator say to the stairs? Never mind, I'll escalator"
"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."