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Joke of the Day
"I was people would stop asking where I see myself in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision"
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"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class."
"Lost a couple FB friends overnight. Hopefully they just died and it wasn't something I said..."
"*detective bangs on table* I SAID GIVE ME A NAME! ""Uh, Aaron?"" Aaron... I like it! *'Aaron' leaves interrogation room, ready for a new life*"
"Guess what? Dickbutt"
"What do you call a depressed bear? Bipolar"
"I am fresh out of milkshakes, but I'm pretty sure that my willingness to put out on the first date will bring all the boys to the yard."
"A man walks into a gym and asks the personal trainer which machine will make him most attractive to women.. The instructor points to the back of the gym "" The ATM machine"""
"If you're keeping score in your relationship, I promise you, you're losing."
"Wanna know the difference between a street performer and a hobo? The age"