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Joke of the Day
"What type of classical music do chickens like best? Bach."
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"Tony Abbot Nuff' said"
"Two nuns went on a bike ride... ...and one says to the other, as they turn down a side street ""I've never come this way before!"" And the other replies ""yes! It's the cobblestones!"""
"What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!"
"What does a black guy get after sex? 20-30 years in prison"
"Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side."
"What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor? One with everything"
"A public restroom I was in had a sign that said ""Flush toilet paper only"" and I just thought Well, shit"
"The wife My wife has left me because she says I treat her like one of my pets... She'll be back when she's hungry."
"Maybe design women's clothes so the person wearing it can also zip it."