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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock.... Who's there? The chicken."

"How do you call fish with no eyes fsh"

"Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool. So I went and poured them a glass of water."

"My uncle is a farmer. Last year he won an award for outstanding in his field."

"Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite. Get it? ..I'll show myself to the door."

"Two wrongs don't make a right..... But two Wrights make a plane"

"Life is like a burrito. If you fill it with too many things it falls apart and then you cry and they kick you out of Chipotle."

"The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020. That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III."

"The cops were called... to the local childcare because a kid was resisting a rest. 30 minutes later the cops were called back because of an apparent kid-napping."

"This one earned some cutting remarks. If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today."