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Joke of the Day

"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."

"A very busty woman whispers to me ""I want you to tell me if these look real"" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing"

"What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store? Luters"

"What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant? It'll Dimsum."

"What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan? He needed somebody to cosine."

"Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector."

"A ship carrying blue paint has collided with a ship carrying red paint in the English Channel. 32 sailors have been marooned"

"E-mail Addresses Are Kinda Like Underwear... If you don't change them often enough they'll get full of shit"

"how to tell.... do you know how to tell if your room mate is gay? his dick taste like shit"

"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"